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IT WAS a clear and quiet Friday night on the park-like suburban
campus. Josh Floorplan, a Microsoft Product Planner, was checking out
for the night, sometime around midnight. "I hear a whoosh, looked
up, and the entire North side of the campus was in flames, " he
said. In a bizarre twist of fate, not a single person was in any of the 5 destroyed buildings. Rare for Seattle, Friday night was warm and the skies were clear, and no one was working at the time. The destroyed buildings once contained the Microsoft Library, the Company Store, and the Executive Briefing Center. WHO DID IT? Accusations began flying almost at once. Steve Blamer, Microsoft President and CEO, acted quickly to quell rumors and to regain control. Speaking in understated tones as is his trademark, Blamer read from a prepared statement. "Now, we don't know who did this, and we do not know why. We have plenty of enemies and it is foolish to rashly blame government forces when we all know that nearly anyone can break into an Air Force base and borrow a fighter bomber for an hour or two." Damage was extensive, and demolition crews moved in at once to salvage what they could from the rubble. Blamer said that the incident would not delay any product releases. RESPONSE IS MUTED BIOHAZARD AVERTED Hazardous material handling crews were called in to handle the EBC. Ostensibly known as the Executive Briefing Center, long-time employees took to calling it the Eurest Breeding Center. Rumors that Eurest (food supplier to the posh array of restaurants on the campus), was conducting a genetic experiment were commonplace. "It was so creepy," said Walter Nesmith, Reorganization Coordinator. "I took one wrong turn and there I was. All these vats and tubes. Have you ever seen Soylent Green?" INDUSTRY RESPONDS |
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SUSPICION REMAINS Microsoft's friends (both of them) could not help but wonder if the Justice Department was somehow behind this. "We heard that Janet was in the area. Joel [Klein] won't stop grinning. And there was a big red "X" painted in the middle of the parking lot in a shaky hand. © 2000 Amalgamated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, believed, or redistributed. |
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